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• (517): View more from Michigan

  They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."

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• (724): View more from Pennsylvania

  Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics

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• (714): View more from California

  It's too hard to jack off and hold an ipad at the same time

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• (512): View more from Texas

  want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.

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• (765): View more from Indiana

  He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.

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• (805): View more from California

  I'm microwaving a frozen bottle of Two Buck Chuck while watching The Proposal with my housemate. I'm not sure what success is like, but I'm fairly confident this isn't it.

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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  He did not appreciate the "you did reuse the diamond" comment when looking at his new fiance's ring.

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• (210): View more from Texas

  You know you gotta reevaluate your life when the first thought that comes to mind after you wake up is 'at least I'm still alive'

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  I just totok an inventory of my purse: 1 apple, 1 pair of underwear, 7 condoms, $18 in ones, a check with "for sexual healing" in the subject line, and a 4 oz bottle of wine.

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  Oh! and a letter from a judge saying I got an interview. Cause that balances it out.

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• (619): View more from California

  Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game

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• (504): View more from Louisiana

  There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.

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• (614): View more from Ohio

  You know what a wolf looks like when it kills a small animal? How it shakes it around in it's mouth? I did that to a bag of Taco Bell last night

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• (616): View more from Michigan

  so I definitely just chased tequila shots with a biscuit covered in sausage gravy

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  Thats fucking manlier than riding a bear into battle

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• (309): View more from Illinois

  Do you think there are two dudes living in an apartment somewhere that go to the store and call it Brocery shopping?

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  Oh god...probably.

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