i just wanna soil my oats bro
That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
im pretty sure vibrators are the best invention since dinosaur chicken nuggets
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
i dont even feel safe using a push mower...that hungover
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
When you get to his house tomorrow, follow your instincts. Find the cat first.
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
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