i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
first missing my period. then crying at the clinic... but why?
we had sex 3 months ago. you missed your period 2 weeks ago. but nice try.
kristin has been a bad kristin
White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
mom just texted me "hawaii ambien". those are like the two things she talks about to keep me interested in spending time with her.
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
I feel like my chances would have been better if I hadn't told her "I need to fuck you before you leave."
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
Pitting the remainder of the bottle against my hangover. I'm expecting an all out cage match for my soul and wellbeing.
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
How did your walk of shame include a trip to Walmart and how did you bump into the cop that arrested you last night there?
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