is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
She threw up on me during morning sex and now Im pretty sure I just saw a woman die at 7-eleven. This is way too much for a Monday morning
And I just had to awkwardly tell 3 police officers that I was having sex and not in any trouble
She is the epitome of a puke & rally. She picked a random hott guy at the bar & made him pinky promise not to leave while she took a power nap. She went & passed out in her friends car & apparently puked just outside the bar. She stumbled in & found the randome guy again & claimed she was golden. Made it to the after party & stayed up til 6 doing body shots off every girl she saw & hooked up with the random from the bar. I love her life
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
Just walked by a girl saying to her friend "honestly you coulda given me any dude and I woulda fucked him"
You should've introduced yourself
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
I feel slightly un-patriotic right now... I just got cock blocked by the Air Force!
You were in the girls bathroom yelling at some random chick because you thought she stole all the urinals. That's why you were kicked out.
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
Randomize
