Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
There's a girl sitting in front of me making a PowerPoint on Jack Bauer.
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
you don't understand it took me an hour and a half to escape that bed, I had to memorize his sleeping patterns.
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
Whiskey. Because sometimes it's fun to have your hands go numb.
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
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