i'm chasing tequila w mint flavored ice cream, phil's chasing it w cream cheese, bashar's chasing it w pickles...i think we all know who the winner is....
Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
is it wrong that I want a "Where The Wild Things Are" tshirt that points to my junk?
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
She told me I should be a condom model.
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
The worst part about living in a small town is partying with your pharmacist and then having to buy Plan B from him the next morning.
It's like jay gatsby himself preordained that our genitals meet again.
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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