Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
You wouldn't let me clean the puke off your face because I'd mess up your cat whiskers. Now that's dedication.
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
It's sad that your definition of adulthood entails banging your boss after getting hammered at happy hour, and putting the tab on the company credit card.
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
For only eating leftover pizza for breakfast today, you sure do have a lot to vomit up...
The waitress at the airport bar just asked me if I wanted a "to go" beer, hahahahaha OF COURSE I WANT A TO GO BEER.
I figured working in my office on the 34th floor I'd be safe railing xanax off my desk. Of course, I snort it just in time for the window washer guy to give me a thumbs up.
So it's ironically funny that my psychiatrist's office and my cocaine dealer's house are on the same street
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
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