We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
i just remebered that we smoked out my hamster yesterday...
i hope hes still alive. i just remember you give him a shit load of cereal and saying "trust me your going to need it"
A monkey stole my iPod. This was not in the fucking study abroad brochure
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
I'm drinking Leinenkugel through a Red Vine. I'm not drunk. I'm just happy with my life so far.
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
I dropped my keys into the toaster and felt it push down as I pulled them out. Couldn't stop thinking it was a bad idea the whole time.
I still don't know how you've lived this long.
We had him convinced Visine is flammable. He was genuinely freaked out that everyone would know when he was stoned.
At least I know that however bad my life gets and how low I can feel I'll never feel shitting in a red robin parking lot low
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