CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
She said my new name was "ranch" because I "looked delicious"
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
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