so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
I though she ruined it by crying, then I realized it wasn’t a tear, it was my great aim. It turned out to be beautiful.
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
I just realized my mom and I make the same noises when we have sex. Fuck.
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
Apparently I called him, said "vodka" and then hung up on him.
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
I'm kind of pissed I'm not hungover, that means I could have totally drank more last night.
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
Happiness is laying in bed, topless, pouring 4 packs of hot sauce on your taco bell.
Randomize
