they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
Dude I'm so glad we're not friends anymore. It would have made fucking your stepmom last night really awkward. Dickwad.
he was on top of me and all of a sudden stopped and starting picking his nose...i asked him if he was okay, he sort of looked confused, and he told me he had a booger that hurt. guess its a good thing i wasnt planning on dating this guy
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
he cracked the bottle of jager at 11am and said "hey, its Saturday and I gotta do something"
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
You know, be my cock's hype man.
You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
I can't tell whether I'm a) still hungover from two nights ago, b) legitimately sick or c) all of the above... multiple choice was never my forte
You know it's been a while when you're having to resort to positive conditioning to get women
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
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