i popped this huge zit on her back while she was blowing me. it was like a disgusting metaphor for what happened 30 seconds later.
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
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I got kicked out of a mexican restaurant last night for being too drunk. This is getting dangerously close to rock bottom
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
I'm so hungover I literally am considering drinking from the fishtank to avoid getting out of bed.
I got eye-fucked by an 80 year old man wearing a cowboy hat while I was singing country. How do you think karaoke went?
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he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
I'm sitting in the breakroom facing a very large sign that says "inappropriate workplace behaviors", and i can't help but feel like it is directed at me
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
I vomited out my contact lenses last night
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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