i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
A guy at the bar bought me a jag bomb because I'm the chick that frosts his donuts at KT. Never have I been more proud of being a failure at life.
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
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I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
You were mounting an escalator last night, shouting "I have no health insurance" at people
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
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Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
Do you think you can chase a shot with chicken soup?
Correction: Jimmy johns. The one pita pit employee has been an asshole to me ever since you locked them out of the store
I need a hoe opinion
go on
Her handjob consisted of slapping me in the balls. I am never hooking up with her ever again ever.
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
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