tell your sister to shave her snatch
If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
he asked me to marry him on one of those scrolling message belt buckels.... what now?
the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
He got a slutty, ugly mother of a 7 year old, and I got a dog that only sleeps and shits on clean clothes. No one won in this break up.
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
Its 6:30pm and dad just drunk called me asking me what the alarm code at home is..... I'm at home, and dad isn't here.....
It's a Saturday night and I am in bed with two cats, a bottle of Riesling, and I'm masturbating to Iron Man. I'm great at being 21.
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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