This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
Facials are how you say "I love you" in porn star.
For some reason, my father is not responding to the 5 texts I sent him that all read: "Dad dad dad dad dad dddaadd dddddaaaaaaaaad dad".
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
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Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
He said I was the "egg mcmuffin" of blowjobs. I'm flattered.
I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.
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Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
...I just added shower water to my vodka on ice\n#sendhelp
I was puking for like ten minutes when I realized my parents were fucking in the shower and were afraid to come out
He's a wizard, there is no other explanation for how hard I came last night. None.
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