is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
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Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
Yeah dude I should be out of the ER in about an hr. They gave me vallium. Go tell the captain its time to set sail.
Im on the side of I-10 covered in sweat, cookie dough, hollandaise sauce, onion gravy, and ground beef wondering how my life I ended up here
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
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Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
Learn from me. Do not smoke cigs and fold laundry in your room. The cigarette will fall into the dresser without you noticing and your shirts will be on fire. Wanna go shopping tomorrow? I need some new shirts.
I'm in my onesie attempting to spoon-feed myself cold soup. I'm playing freeze tag with my hangover. My hangover's winning.
The moment I was petting the giraffe was the moment I passed out
Guy just walked in with a 40 and a Honda steering wheel. Where the fuck am I?
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