There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
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No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
You know you're a whore when you color code your calendar with who you slept with on what day incase you have ANOTHER pregnancy scare
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
Dude, I brought the fucking tequila to that party and they cheered for the chick that seriously only brought limes.
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His arresting officer when they were busting up the squat party recognized him from the anti-drone protest. He was like Jesus kid, you were sober last time.
you know that australian accents are like the bat signal to my vagina
The true debate: do I prioritize going to bed and getting more than six hours of sleep or do I prioritize washing out various grease, leaf bits, and jizz out of my hair
nothing like waking up to a voice mail saying your std test came back negative
I haven’t taken my socks off in over 36 hours. I should add that to my bumble profile.
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
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