Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
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We found you on the floor drooling you kept saying over and over how you were double jointed.
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
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Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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