quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
the cashier at riteaid just made the sign of the cross before he rang up my pregnancy test. now i know god is on my side
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
He's coming over tonight...I really wish I didn't have my period right now...
I believe I'm witnessing the first time ever that you wished your period would NOT come....
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
onest when I told you I'm a paramedic but I'm also a stripper.
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
it was like fucking a Mumford & Sons song
Turns out the dorm toilet can't take a punch. Gonna be a long year without Mexican food.
Tinder in Coventry is like browsing a gallery of mugshots from Azkaban
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
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