best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
I just found him singing into an empty paper towel roll while microwaving an empty ice cream carton. I'm gonna run away now.
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
just tried to scoop ice cream with a steak knife. now in the emergency room with a the cab diver and the drag queen he picked up on the way. its gonna be a loooong day.
I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
Had a guy offer me a shot. But he wimped out when I asked for tequila and instead ordered gummi bear shots. I don't think he has balls. I didn't stick around to find out.
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
Hooked up with a guy dressed as Miss Frizzle last night... Asked if I could ride his Magic School Bus
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
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