found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
He's cheating on his wife, and he's judging me for eating McDonalds
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
driving home I had the GPS in one hand and puking in the coffee cup
So no more sangria road trips?
I'm drunk filing my taxes in a bar on a Monday afternoon in a Regular Show onesie. I think I'm starting to get the hang of this whole adult thing.
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
I need something that says "I'm gay sometimes but I feel scorned by my straight, non-committal lover, so I'm here to get drunk and make out, and possibly end up in a bathroom with someone who's name I won't remember tomorrow"
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
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