Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
Your vagina doesn't want to be violated with garnishes. I get it.
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
You would think by the size of the lump on my ass that I would have remembered falling down a flight of stairs.
He’s actually a personal trainer. He said he hasn’t taught yoga in a while but the stripper prefers to introduce him as a yoga teacher
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
I was trying to be good but he showed up with dinner and wine and I exploded. Like a bomb. A dirty, sexy bomb
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