Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
Houston, we have a problem
where are u?
Houston. That's the problem. I don't know how I got here.
You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
My cousin is passed out in my room, so I just masturbated in my walk-in closet. Apparently I get off on danger. Make note of that.
He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir
That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
I still have that dildo-suction bruise on my forehead and this sweater STILL smells like my Christmas Eve vomit.
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
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