I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
I'm sitting on our balcony drunk. And in my underwear. Our relationship with our neighbors may improve.
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
Also, being stuck with my family all week has made it very clear that I need to be drunk and I need to be fucked pronto
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
I fell into the fireplace. That is a pretty good sign to stop drinking fireball
i had a flashback to you roaring like a dying tiger and then throwing your wallet (maybe?) at the cat in the living room and saying "you're the only adult that lives here take all my money"
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
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