do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
My mom just looked at me while watching the fireworks and asked if it reminded me of how I felt after sex. I'm so uncomfortable.
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
If you're wearing dry underwear your day is already better than mine.
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
Just letting everyone know that I am still alive after last night. On a related note, this is the 15th "I'm not dead!" mass text I've sent. You've got to celebrate the little things.
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
I stared at him for a solid five minutes because he looked like what I imagine god would look like if god was a lumberjack
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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