census says that i am hotter than the girl you just left with...sad for you
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
THE VODKA TRAIN IS NOW PULLING INTO THE STATION
Well, he asked what my sign was, then proceeded to critique me on my beer pong stance... I really need to raise my standards.
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
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