Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
Her "get-your-paper-done-early-blowjob" incentive is the thing that has successfully deterred my procrastination
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
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I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
im proctoring the SATs right now and im still drunk from last night. i really wanna tell these kids that this fucking test doest mean shit and they will just be constantly drunk once in college.
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
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I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
I feel like I shouldn't be left around 30 year olds when I'm drunk
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
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