I feel like i just miscarried Jesus's baby...
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
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You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
The dog just shocked himself by peeing on Christmas lights, should I have saw that coming?
Whatever you have to do, STALL THEM. Your toothbrush is in the kitchen, my pants are on the balcony, and I don't have eyebrows.
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Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
from across the room i saw you look into your beer and whisper "i love you"
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
"Offered to eat Froot Loops out of my belly button" drunk. Thats how drunk.
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