oh god the rape fog is back!
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
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Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
we found you outside the hotel room sleeping with a note next to you that said " we made sure you were comfortable, hope your friends come back soon"
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
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