We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
I had a dream that we erected a stage in our living room for "impromptu performances" how can we make this a reality?
Pretending to leave a voicemail when the person answers the phone....that's gotta be drunk dial level 99
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
High me is so sweet. She left not-high me a fortune from a fortune cookie and 6 packets of soy sauce in my tampon drawer.
I'm doing my accounting homework with my vibrator. Guess whose numbers are balanced on the financial statement? This ladys!
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