found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
I'm trying this new thing, it's called standards
Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
you never texted me what you wanted from the store so I got a piece of chicken and bottle of tequila. if you want anything else you are on your own.
I stole a fireplace last night.
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
my favorite homeless guy just told me I drive like Batman, achievement unlocked
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
I may have been mad at the Supreme Court/patriarchy and tried to hate fuck myself.
What're you gonna do with the rest of your night?
Probably watching cooking videos and fantasizing about pie
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