I have a new suitor he got my # last nite... I was to tipsy to function! What was I thinking!! It's like u when u first met me
Ugh I just know that when I take off his pants his underwear will have Megan's Law written all over them.
Update: no underwear. Greeeeen light.
Just found a copy of intimate toy times in my mom's trash can...
its sad that the first thing i assume is that ur trying to indirectly tell me you fucked on a breakfast table
by asking you if you bought one for the apartment?
Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
You were talking about masturbating on the phone then said you had to go because golden girls was on then you called me back saying you seen that episode already.
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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