Eating a burrito bowl w/ queso sauce is about as cool as the first time you have sex w/ out a condom
Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
new low: just stole a ciggarette from a bum sleeping on the side of the street.
ohh what kind?
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yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
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I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
Woohoo! Instead of a pregnancy test you can buy me a burrito
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
My mother just set me up with the son of the man I fucked last weekend. I could crawl under a rock and die OR I could remember the rules of genetics and hope that JR takes after daddy. Wish me luck...
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
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