She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
Worst part of St. Paddy's...me drunkenly crying to a U2 cover band.
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
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doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
I love spring semester, so many high school girls visiting that think I'm the sexiest man alive just because I'm in college
Aren't you gay?
IT'S NICE TO FEEL WANTED DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
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I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
Then, he ate me out while I watched Bo Burnham. Best. Night. Ever.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
I'm currently using a band-aid to cover my bar stamp from last night while I ask my professor for an extension. That's a sign of getting more responsible, right?
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
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