wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
Dude, this place has 10% alcohol beer on tap. It's like God's semen.
Every morning i wake up and check his twitter like a horoscope
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
also Jesus you really need to change your diet. I just washed your baby gravy out of my hair and it's so acidic my hair is damaged. You have killer sperm
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
i told someone my fallback plan was to be a slutty bartender and i needed the practice as i straddled them to pour a shot
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