: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I just had a girl text me from knoxville "come see me. we'll go for drinks and I can make you breakfast"
how do you like your eggs?
over tits
talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
I told him I don't date guys unless they play a musical instrument. So, he's here and he brought a kazoo.
Maybe STDs were invented to keep stupid people from having kids.
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
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