Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
I'm covered in pickle juice. Why do you people leave me alone?
I have to keep checking she's breathing. This is why we don't drink on Sundays
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
And on that day, Satan said; "Let there be the friend zone and let us get fucking high." while Jesus silently cried in the background.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
I was trying to get everyone to go to the bar but I puked on my hands, so nobody took me seriously.
I was too hungover to read the menu. I literally pointed at a picture of an advertisement and handed the cashier my card
We were like ok let's be eachothers maid of honor and then you were like "ok see you at the wedding" and walked away
Is it ironic that our divorce court is a block from where we had our reception? Or is it just sad? Alanis has confused my understanding of irony.
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
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