he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
He walked in, tore open the drawer, pulled out a condom, and slammed it shut. He was that ready.
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
Attempting to teach the cat how to shake. I need a job.
way to not show up for Habitat for Humanity, real classy...
I saved lives by not driving this morning
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
Found: medium sized pair of mens pants tucked inside my purse w/ a dry cleaners coupon in left pocket. Call if you wish to claim the coupon
I told her that if she blew me I would give her the empty pizza box in the fridge.... Why did she agree?
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
You paid a stripper $40 to choke me out last night.
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
I don’t know whether to call out sick or call in drunk
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