I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
There was a lot of him and a little penis
Theres two guys using a blow up doll to hold their beers while they float around the pool
Im on my way, tell them to get ready for a high-five
Of course, I believed he would find me irrestible...sloppy drunk, chugging from a bottle of chardonnay, and completely naked because those kids stole my clothes as I was swimming on their private beach
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
Just got a 200 dollar safe, two jars, and a 500 pack of rubber bands.. This doesn't SCREAM drug dealer does it?
...you should fill the cart some more
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
Definitely the only person to buy 2 handles a 2 bottles of champagne & 3 thirties while wearing a fanny pack
When he identified himself as captain clitoris i knew my night was fucked.
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
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