Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
I like to use the word "seasoned" over "slutty", you know, like a good curly fry
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i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
Never ever ever ever ever ever give your number to a 30 year old at buffalo wild wings. Ever ever ever.
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Oh god. I asked to "play his sexaphone" which I though was a super sex way to say "let me blow you". He fucking walked home at 4:30am
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
My car has a permanent smell of sex to it now.
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
Bumble is fuckin insane here. I'm going to break a hip.
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