If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
i love accidental penises.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Things found in my vomit last night: cell phone, Von Hayes rookie card, a boot, my dignity
Been in the ER for 3 hours now. This hospitals transition to paperless is not going well. But my doctor looks like Elton John and just gave me percocet
I tried to convince the Lobo Card people to take my pic with my sunglasses on because I will probably always be this hungover.
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
If the river was whiskey, it would be the best river ever.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
Apparently I pulled that girl's number while I was trying to insist my drivers license had enough money on it to cover the tab.
I slid a quarter down a drunk man's butt crack last night. Qdoba gets rowdy
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
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