Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
I told her that I thought she needed an oral mammogram. With me being pre-med she bought it.
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hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
Your couch is like an animal shelter for stray drunks.
She wouldn't put out on the first date. I think my boner put a hole in my mattress.
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
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I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
so he's a sleeptalker.
yeah??
"Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell" right in my ear. 2 am.
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
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