i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
you yelled "you will never make love to jesus" and then ran into the tv.
You should've stopped drinking when you started asking people for bites of tequila.
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
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Of course I'm not above using aladdin and pot to get laid, this is america
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
Why does my therapist keep calling when I jerk off?
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I think I'm going to call this chapter of my life story "Weekday day-drinking in the park isn't just for the homeless!"
Y'know i appreciate how accepting you are of me being a terrible person.
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
My uncle showed up to pick us up at the bar just as I bought a drink so I put it in my pocket #drunksmart
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
He's making me do the dishes for the next month and half because I shit in the bath tub...
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