I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.
I think you'll appreciate my way of waking up today: Under my cubicle, boxed in by boxes of printer paper, and hung over. I don't even know how the fuck I got in here in the middle of the night. I went to my car and fell back asleep. I'm now 2 1/2 hours late.
I didn’t eat all day. Got really drunk at a bruins game and puked in a random dunkies cup on the T
If that doesn’t scream I’m from New England, I don’t know what does
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
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