just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
Well I tried to steal a golf cart. I fought with the Chick-Fil-A cow. And other things.
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
after we were done she whispered to my dick "you sir, are a genius"
I guess all those years with her as your babysitter finally paid off.
I just power smoked 3 bongs, ate hot cocoa mix before making hot cocoa, and realized James Spader's character on The Office reminds me of your mom.
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
Def don't remember taking those pics I sent you...but it looks like I was in a car? Shit. Looks like my Uber passenger rating just went up exponentially.
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