would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
She definitely pulled a diaper out of her purse and cleaned up the vodka with it, where do you meet these people?!
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
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Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
He left an apology note saying he had to work and that there was coffee, OJ and food on the table with two Excedrin. I left his spare key with the door guard and she said "too bad I don't go for skinny white boys or I'd jump you both!" Best one night stand ever.
How hard to you think I will be judged if I order 8 giant pickles from Jimmy Johns right now?
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
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Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
Opened the browser on my phone to a web search for midget birth rates per capita. A good night.
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
I came in like 30 seconds, and my dog got to watch me take the walk of shame to the bathroom to clean up. All in all, not my best performance.
I slept with my wedding DJ..... I think this means my life has come full circle
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