can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
the doormen always congratulate him in spanish as he walks me downstairs in the morning
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
Please tell me the foreign boys in the kitchen this morning were yours.
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
I just remembered that I did shots out of a gay mans crotch. And there's someone saved in my phone as "Miranda knows where my car is"
I wish there were birth control emojis
Why we can't turn this into a healthy friendship where I cheat on my boyfriend with you and you feel better knowing everything wrong with my life is beyond me.
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
And if it ever comes down to tax or healthcare benefits we can get married
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
Wow. Last night.
I knew you were shit blasted when you called me your "sunflower queen"
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
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