I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
are you just sitting in your hotel room drinking popsicle vodka?
.....well anything sounds bad when you say it like THAT
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
Thank fucking Christ I was not wearing pants or eating chocolate cake last night.
When breakfast is a rum &coke at the office Christmas party you know it's gonna be a good day
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
Random question, what's John-that-we-had-a-threesome-with's phone number? Don't necessarily need the full number, maybe just area code? Think I drunkenly ran into him last night and now I have texts from a John.
The couple in the apartment next to mine are both opera singers. I’m never sure if I’m hearing them banging or doing vocal warm-ups.
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
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