well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
saw my dad's penis on the x-ray last night. at least his hip wasn't broken
All I have in my fridge is chocolate cake, pizza, spicy mayo sauce, beer, and weed. I love college
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Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
Did you spray paint that captain morgan fifth that's in the freezer gold?
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He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
Do I lose at life if I cry in a grocery store while buying a pregnancy test?
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
Also, in case they didn’t tell you… there is a chicken living in your old room… so I would assume cleaning that is now on them
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