Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
It's a pity Stephen Hawking can't do sarcasm.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
the Monday before Thanksgiving is not a Monday at all. Just Thursday in Monday suit.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I already wrote the apology to my liver. He knows whats up
Every time I drink before 5 somebody's pet dies
Stop drinking before 5
Easier said than done
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
We still on for coffee?
Cream and sugar. Deliver to planned parenthood in 45.
It's a strange mix of shame and pride every time I pee at the bar and still see my lipstick on the bathroom wall...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
I dropped her off at home and her fiancé was shitty, it was 4:30 am. I told him I was the Uber driver
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
Randomize