In retrospect, pretending to punch a 9 year old girl in the face was a terrible analogy to use in a piano lesson.
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
I want you to tape your fingers together and give me a lobster claw hand job.
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
Dude, double fisting packs of Ramen saved my life last night
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
You know you need to get it together when a frat guy wakes you up and says you need to go to class
You know shits really hit the fan when you start using public bathroom air freshener spray as perfume
what? where are you?
idk but im stoned n hiding in the bathroom from my kids with a really big bowl of really little candy bars
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
Randomize