belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
Clearly I understand physics better when I'm on cocaine
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
Remind me again why sleeping with a coworker and his wife would be a terrible idea.
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
Michelle asked what I was wearing tonight. I responded with a g-string and plastic wrap. I've gotten no response since.
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
she walked in on me throwing up in the sink with my pants around my ankles and I said "i'll be with you in a sec"
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
Yeah, but i got vodka and bacon out of it, so it's fine.
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
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