Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
What happened to the watermelon?
You fucked it.
So thanks to the xanax and vodka memory erasering combo i wake up only to reopen a picture of some very familiar balls
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
I definitely hasselhoffed a taco bell burrito on my kitchen floor in front of my dad and little brother.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
You were laying in bed whispering and crying to the half eaten burrito saying "why am I shitting so much" and "what did I do to deserve this"
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
She asked if she should pack the condoms, I told her I plan on drinking so much that it won't be possible.
Found a trail of Taco Bell hot sauce packets through the garage to our back door and cheese in my bra. I'll say it was a successful Sunday Funday.
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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