I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
i feel as if last night was a right of passage. to officially be an adult you must have a drunken one night stand with a co-worker and go to work the next day still drunk wearing yesterday's clothes...
Now he's talking about how he's writing in a journal because he doesn't remember "his thought patterns when he was in elementary and that's distressing". I'm walking home. Fuck this.
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Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
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Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
Did you get your nipples pierced? I felt something poking through my shirt earlier and I really didn't want to say anything in front of your grandma...
One of the Mormon boys that comes to the door is really sexy and I always think 'I would absolutely destroy your faith'
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
Complete and utter failure. 100% unsalvageable. I have not failed so hard at a culinary endeavor in YEARS. MY HONOR IS IMPUGNED I HAVE SHAMED MY HOUSE
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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