Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
the liquor store lady asked about three times if I was sure about buying two fifths of everclear. i told her I wanted to be on cops
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
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im gonna call it quits for tonight... I am so drunk I dont even have the motor skills to masturbate
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
You act like I'm the first person to try and hook up with a blind chick.
Throwing up so forcefully that toilet water hits you in the face is not what the Pilgrims and Indians had in mind for this holiday
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
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If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
I AM NOT THE MAN IN THIS RELATIONSHIP.
It's shit like this that makes people think we're gay.
Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
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